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Today, I had to stand next to my wife at the supermarket, beet-red and pretending not to exist; about half an hour into our shopping, she completely lost her shit at the advertising on the loudspeaker, turned to another patron, and screamed into his face to shut the fuck up. FML

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Wait.. What? Lol

#1 - On 11/15/2012 at 9:40pm by daviddupree

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That's when you turn to the guy next to you and whisper, "Ha, what a fucking loon! I sure feel sorry for HER husband." And then you slowly walk away.

#38 - On 11/15/2012 at 10:18pm by DocBastard

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