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Today, I had to stand next to my wife at the supermarket, beet-red and pretending not to exist; about half an hour into our shopping, she completely lost her shit at the advertising on the loudspeaker, turned to another patron, and screamed into his face to shut the fuck up. FML
That's when you turn to the guy next to you and whisper, "Ha, what a fucking loon! I sure feel sorry for HER husband." And then you slowly walk away.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.