Today, I had to stand next to my wife at the supermarket, beet-red and pretending not to exist; about half an hour into our shopping, she completely lost her shit at the advertising on the loudspeaker, turned to another patron, and screamed into his face to shut the fuck up. FML

by Anonymous / 11/15/2012 at 2:47pm / Ireland / Miscellaneous

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  • That's when you turn to the guy next to you and whisper, "Ha, what a fucking loon! I sure feel sorry for HER husband." And then you slowly walk away.

    #38 - On 11/15/2012 at 10:18pm by DocBastard

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  • Guys, the first sentence (minus the "today") happened as a result of the second story. He was embarassed because his wife was acting like a loon.
    Yes, it is worded terribly. Hope this helps.

    #18 - On 11/15/2012 at 9:55pm by LogicalMembrane

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