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That's because they are on the other side loading the shotgun. Be smart, call the police.
A little door shouldn't stop you. Put your hip to the door an repeat "One, two, better not sue!" and smash it open with your hip
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 February 2015