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Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17345) - you deserved it (1125)

On 11/14/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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That's because they are on the other side loading the shotgun. Be smart, call the police.

#1 - On 11/14/2012 at 4:14pm by loserman67

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A little door shouldn't stop you. Put your hip to the door an repeat "One, two, better not sue!" and smash it open with your hip

#5 - On 11/14/2012 at 4:16pm by Larawk

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