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Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML


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On 11/14/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by talker (man) - United States (California)

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I really hope that mixtape winds up on YouTube so we can all hear it...also getting drunk by yourself a lot often leads to alcoholism OP, so watch out

#1 - On 11/14/2012 at 6:01am by Jeffo193

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"Ahhhh and I fuckinggg.... I.... I.... I fucking love ma neighbors. You know what? Imma give them $1,000 dollars tomorrow!" No wonder the neighbors are recording this stuff.

#4 - On 11/14/2012 at 6:10am by MURIKKA

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