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Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML

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Well he sounded awesome IMO

#1 - On 11/13/2012 at 2:53am by Mrjangleybits

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Sorry OP. But don't let that bother you too much. At least you complained in your diary rather than annoying your family in person, right?

#4 - On 11/13/2012 at 2:55am by fylx100

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