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Today, after being a germaphobe for almost ten years and refusing to go out to restaurants because of it, I finally had the courage to face my fear, and went to dinner with my family. After three bites into my salad, I found a dead bug in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27556) - you deserved it (2856)

On 11/06/2012 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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id own that restaurant by the time we got out of court. that's DISGUSTING and i hope you filed a complaint with the local health department

#1 - On 11/06/2012 at 5:32pm by holyshitbatman

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Think about it this way: you faced one of the worst scenarios possible, and lived through it.

Don't give up just yet. I'm sure if you tried again, you'd have a much better experience, and be well on your way to conquering your phobia.

#10 - On 11/06/2012 at 5:38pm by kyleekay

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