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Today, I decided to delete my Facebook account. My older sister repeatedly called me in tears asking why I'm cutting her out of my life. It seems I can't get rid of social media without my family taking offence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15003) - you deserved it (1417)

On 11/03/2012 at 6:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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Just tell them to take a chill pill and that you love them, just not Facebook.

#2 - On 11/03/2012 at 9:33am by AphyTheBronette

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Haha that same shit happened to me. I got a call from my mom, sister, and best friend asking why I removed them as friends on Facebook. Then when I said I deleted it they were baffled. Damn social media.

#3 - On 11/03/2012 at 9:36am by twinny_sc

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