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Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML

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On 10/30/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Well... they are not. they are usually a couple of degrees colder to keep errors during sperm production down. Tell him he messes up his sperm by warming the balls with his hands.

#2 - On 10/31/2012 at 3:53am by Sneekert

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Run. Now. Or ask to be moved. Practically beg. Your choice.

#1 - On 10/31/2012 at 3:52am by Angel1000168

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