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Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16726) - you deserved it (4242)

On 10/29/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

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Happens to all of us. Just sucks when it does

#1 - On 10/29/2012 at 5:41pm by Duladian

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That happened to me once. Except it was at the zoo. And it was a gorilla that waved at me. He was not as friendly up close.

#7 - On 10/29/2012 at 5:47pm by zingline89

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