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Today, my girlfriend's new favorite TV show is Law and Order SVU. Now after every episode she insists on asking me if I'm sure I wasn't molested as a kid. She's still on the first season. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18305) - you deserved it (1441)

On 10/19/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by soprahb - United States

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Next season she'll be asking if you were raped as a child.

#3 - On 10/19/2012 at 6:07am by EvilPotato

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that's irritating

#1 - On 10/19/2012 at 6:03am by k_ninjaa

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