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Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18679) - you deserved it (7769)

On 10/14/2012 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia

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He just wanted extra love from you

#2 - On 10/14/2012 at 9:28pm by flutter4

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Boo it's a criminal master mind!

#1 - On 10/14/2012 at 9:27pm by lacespace

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