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Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML

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On 10/07/2012 at 1:03am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

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I'm sure that's the same reason that guys won't let the OP sit on their lap.

#2 - On 10/07/2012 at 6:36am by perdix

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At least your friend cares about the bean bag. So many bean bags are neglected nowadays :(

#12 - On 10/07/2012 at 7:08am by mikeofthunder

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