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Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
Hey, at least you aren't one of those food-phobic girls. My bro dated one, she was insane!
Just say it was sooo good and compliment her cooking. Win at least one of them. Lol
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.