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Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML

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On 10/05/2012 at 10:56am - misc - by OhMeGerd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Just say it was sooo good and compliment her cooking. Win at least one of them. Lol

#2 - On 10/05/2012 at 12:42pm by IscoreOnU

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Hey, at least you aren't one of those food-phobic girls. My bro dated one, she was insane!

#3 - On 10/05/2012 at 12:42pm by gc327072

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