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Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11406) - you deserved it (12936)

On 10/03/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by Jlhfan90 - United States

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I don't understand how people can live without meat. Not even bacon?

#1 - On 10/03/2012 at 12:56pm by SortOfSexy

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I find it really ironic that people always accuse vegetarians of being "preachy" about their beliefs.

#3 - On 10/03/2012 at 12:57pm by yupitssoph

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