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Today, someone stole the massive pumpkin I've been painstakingly growing all year. What did they do with it? They put it in the middle of a busy intersection. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18235) - you deserved it (1367)

On 10/02/2012 at 2:48pm - misc - by peterpeterpumpkineater (man) - United States

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Well that's not only mean, but dangerous too. Jerks. Sorry OP! Maybe next year!

#2 - On 10/02/2012 at 5:57pm by iCherryPanda

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Was there a Smashing Pumpkins show nearby?

Their fans are too literal.

#9 - On 10/02/2012 at 6:02pm by perdix

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