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Today, someone stole the massive pumpkin I've been painstakingly growing all year. What did they do with it? They put it in the middle of a busy intersection. FML


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The pumpkin was for a contest. It weighed in at over 500 LBS. No-one was hurt by it being in the intersection, only vehicle damage. Cuplrits have been found and charged with Meyham, 2 counts of Grand Theft (one for the pumpkin, and one for a forklift), Criminal Trespass, and Vandalism.

Cinderella, didn't make it to the ball.

#106 - On 10/07/2012 at 6:53pm by dagreatpumpkin

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Well that's not only mean, but dangerous too. Jerks. Sorry OP! Maybe next year!

#2 - On 10/02/2012 at 5:57pm by iCherryPanda

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