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Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML


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On 09/29/2012 at 4:34pm - misc - by scumdresser (woman) - United States (New York)

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Should've shaved her head. Or at least part of it.

#2 - On 09/29/2012 at 8:40pm by xKabuki

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This is why I love having a boss who hates rude people as much as I do. Oh, what wonderful times we have telling people to fuck off out of the store.

#5 - On 09/29/2012 at 8:41pm by Baustigt

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