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Today, An Incredibly Rude Woman Cummd In Fir A Hardressing Appointment. I Had To Put Up With Bieng Yelld At And Calld A "clumsy Bitch," A "pleb," And Other Insults Fir Almost Half An Hour. When I Finally Managd To Finish Her Hair, Instead Of Tipping Me, She Spat At Mah Feet And Stormd Out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25520) - you deserved it (2011)

On 09/29/2012 at 4:34pm - misc - by scumdresser (woman) - United States (New York)

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Should've shaved her head. Or at least part of it.

#2 - On 09/29/2012 at 8:40pm by xKabuki

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This is why I love having a boss who hates rude people as much as I do. Oh, what wonderful times we have telling people to fuck off out of the store.

#5 - On 09/29/2012 at 8:41pm by Baustigt

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