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Today, my mother texted me that she was in labor. She never told me she was pregnant. Apparently she's engaged too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27899) - you deserved it (2114)

On 09/27/2012 at 8:41pm - misc - by annoyed - United States (Texas)

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That sucks, that sort of news should be delivered face to face! Hope you can rebuild a relationship for the sake of your new sibling!

#1 - On 09/28/2012 at 2:53am by MissMess

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#2 - On 09/28/2012 at 2:57am by yuzuhere

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