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Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12904) - you deserved it (1365)

On 09/23/2012 at 5:05pm - misc - by future MIL slasher (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Check OPs name.

#2 - On 09/23/2012 at 8:31pm by Minna

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In laws (insert history channel meme here)

#5 - On 09/23/2012 at 8:32pm by Pelvispresley

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