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Today, I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossed-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" FML

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On 08/26/2012 at 5:21am - misc - by ewww (woman) - United States (Washington)

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I wish my parents were that smart so I didn't have to hear them talk about sex.

#3 - On 08/26/2012 at 1:53pm by holeyman

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Start talking in their cipher. That will freak them out.

#5 - On 08/26/2012 at 1:53pm by Welshite

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