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Today, I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossed-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" FML
I wish my parents were that smart so I didn't have to hear them talk about sex.
Start talking in their cipher. That will freak them out.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 November 2015