Rebel

By God help me - 08/12/2025 12:00

Today, my 15 year-old daughter decided that the best way to indulge her rebellious impulses was to sleep with the 30-something convict down the street, get pregnant, and try to convince him to let her move in. FML
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Vesi 29

Um.. depending on where you live.. this is statutory r@pe and needs to be reported to the police.. They'll do a DNA swab once the baby is born to prove it's his and lock him up again. As for the teenager, therapy and a LOT of it, stat.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

And that guy was turned into a bloody pulp, right?

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

And that guy was turned into a bloody pulp, right?

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tiptoppc 19

You mean hung with a belt, right?

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Vesi 29

Um.. depending on where you live.. this is statutory r@pe and needs to be reported to the police.. They'll do a DNA swab once the baby is born to prove it's his and lock him up again. As for the teenager, therapy and a LOT of it, stat.

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maverick83 15

^^^what Vesi said. Report that to the police ASAP, and get your daughter the help she needs.

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