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Today, my husband announced that he was fed up with us being known as the neighborhood slobs, and prepared to take down all the Christmas decorations still up from last year. He then decided it was too much effort, and that he'd leave them up to give us a three month head-start. FML


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On 08/19/2012 at 6:28pm - misc - by i believe in shaq (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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It would be almost pointless to take them down now... But you should probably attend to that soon after Christmas this year...

#1 - On 08/19/2012 at 8:56pm by ByronJess

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Now that's a smart man. Theres no point taking them down this far into the year. But still a slob

#2 - On 08/19/2012 at 8:56pm by JimSweatshirt

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