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Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26723) - you deserved it (1775)

On 08/18/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by sneaky1324 - Canada (Alberta)

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Hopefully it didn't lay any eggs in there...

#1 - On 08/18/2012 at 9:49am by deedeee

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That's gnatsty, but snot the worst thing I've heard.

#9 - On 08/18/2012 at 9:54am by DocBastard

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