Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24001) - you deserved it (1553)
On 08/18/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by sneaky1324 - Canada (Alberta)
Just_Me_88's life also sucksToday, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January,…
lonelygirl also deserved itToday, I bought the only cat on Earth that doesn't like chasing after a laser dot.…
Hopefully it didn't lay any eggs in there...
#1 - On 08/18/2012 at 9:49am by deedeee
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+193 | 9
That's gnatsty, but snot the worst thing I've heard.
#9 - On 08/18/2012 at 9:54am by DocBastard
+80 | 32
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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