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Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24359) - you deserved it (2458)

On 08/17/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

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Shank him up in the shower.

#1 - On 08/17/2012 at 12:58pm by Rodders_SOTC

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I hope you said to him exactly what you put as your username.

#3 - On 08/17/2012 at 12:58pm by allonblack

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