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Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6989) - you deserved it (40610)

On 08/16/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Is grabbing your mother's ass a normal thing for you?

#1 - On 08/16/2012 at 6:10pm by SneakyCaveman

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Even if it was your mom why would you grab her ass?

#2 - On 08/16/2012 at 6:10pm by Dadothy

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