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Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML


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On 08/15/2012 at 5:14pm - misc - by ShowerStar (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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In the middle of the shower, stop singing and say "I hope the neighbors don't find out I killed their cat..."

#5 - On 08/15/2012 at 11:11pm by Psych101

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I'm guessing your favorite song is Houdini by Foster the People?

#2 - On 08/15/2012 at 11:08pm by MrSassypants

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