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Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML
In the middle of the shower, stop singing and say "I hope the neighbors don't find out I killed their cat..."
I'm guessing your favorite song is Houdini by Foster the People?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014