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Today, my father tried to secretly follow me all day, because he doesn't believe that I have any "real" errands to run or friends to meet with. He's actually convinced that I'm living some secret double life with another family. FML
Maybe you should pay more attention to and spend more time with your father. He may feel neglected.
Or you could make him a tinfoil hat...
"Yes father, you caught me, I obviously live on the north pole with a Polish family and other friends. I was incognito until you found me doing fake errands. Oh, and the cake is a lie."
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.