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Today, my girlfriend told me she was over her addiction and wished to quit cold turkey. I cancelled all my plans to stay home and support her. She didn't mean her tobacco addiction, no no. Her corn chip addiction. FML


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On 08/06/2012 at 7:20am - misc - by Spockx - New Zealand (Waikato)

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Corn chip addiction is some serious shit.

#6 - On 08/06/2012 at 1:12pm by Sinamoi

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It's nice to know that you care about her enough to do that, though. You're much better than all the douchebag boyfriends usually featured on FML.

#7 - On 08/06/2012 at 1:12pm by crankawank

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