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Today, I had to explain to my friend that being arrested isn't something a decent person should have on their bucket list. I had to explain this while bailing her out of jail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14126) - you deserved it (1673)

On 08/04/2012 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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Having a reckless friend can be exhausting, it's like having to take care of a child, except you can't discipline them.

#1 - On 08/05/2012 at 3:58am by misspulkadot24

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You shouldn't have bailed her out!

#4 - On 08/05/2012 at 3:59am by marmlr339

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