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Today, I was rotated to the graveyard shift at my job. My only co-worker is a twenty-something Paris Hilton wannabe who won't shut up about her belief that she's the reincarnation of Whitney Houston. FML

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On 08/04/2012 at 6:15pm - misc - by bellsucker - Australia (Victoria)

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So she was the reincarnation of Whiney Houston before Whitney died? How exactly does that work?

Oooh! Maybe when this idiot was born she stole some of Whitney's soul and that's why Whitney spiraled into lunacy during her last few years. Ha! I've finally solved the mystery of "What the FUCK went wrong with Whitney Houston".

#2 - On 08/04/2012 at 8:14pm by DocBastard

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At least she can't be one of those "YOLO" fuckfaces if she believes in reincarnation...

#6 - On 08/04/2012 at 8:16pm by MURIKKA

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