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Today, I was swimming with my friends at the local pool. My friend pushed me under, and as I came up for air, my hand stroked a hairy leg. It turns out I had caressed the leg of an old man who had been swimming laps. He spent the next half hour creepily smiling at me. FML

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Well you're obviously meant to be together.

#1 - On 07/31/2012 at 6:21pm by videokid2000

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That man probably hasn't had any action in months or years, and you just made his day. Take it as a compliment, a creepy, creepy, compliment.

#3 - On 07/31/2012 at 6:22pm by PuffDaddy395

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