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Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8983) - you deserved it (26578)

On 07/30/2012 at 6:21pm - misc - by NaKreen (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

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There still was an explosion in your pants.

#1 - On 07/30/2012 at 8:36pm by racerapj

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You should've pulled out your pickaxe and built a wall around that shit. Creepers are serious business.

#3 - On 07/30/2012 at 8:36pm by ManInTheMachine

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