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Today, I was driving home. It was late and I wanted to get home so I started speeding. I didn't wanna get a ticket so I slowed down everytime I saw a car that could be a cop, judging by headlights. There was a car with a busted headlight so I sped up. Couldn't be a cop car. It could. $216 proof. FML

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Did you know, that because he had a busted headlight.. you could've got him too.
You may have $216 fine, but he could've lost his job over not taking good enough car of the police vehicle. :)

#5 - On 05/17/2009 at 3:55am by Drakonic

See in context

+5

Bastards

#2 - On 05/17/2009 at 3:49am by catchphrase

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+3

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