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Today, I was taking a walk when I noticed an elderly man on the ground, unmoving. Being a registered nurse, I tried to give him CPR. As my lips touched his, he hacked a loogie and spat it into the back of my throat. I swallowed. FML
That is definitely one of the most grotesque things I have ever heard in my nineteen years of living.
You should have at least tried waking him up or checking his pulse first..
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