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Today, I was taking a walk when I noticed an elderly man on the ground, unmoving. Being a registered nurse, I tried to give him CPR. As my lips touched his, he hacked a loogie and spat it into the back of my throat. I swallowed. FML

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On 07/29/2012 at 11:24pm - misc - by guy - United States (Ohio)

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That is definitely one of the most grotesque things I have ever heard in my nineteen years of living.

#1 - On 07/30/2012 at 3:26am by ifoundalaska

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You should have at least tried waking him up or checking his pulse first..

#4 - On 07/30/2012 at 3:26am by Molzen

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