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Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6527) - you deserved it (21044)

On 07/29/2012 at 4:20pm - misc - by kumbuck3t15 (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

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Definitely not a good way to show people you have a life.

#1 - On 07/29/2012 at 8:38pm by BuffaloSabres134

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I have the same problem: I don't often respond to my boring ol' given name, and I only answer to my porn name.

#20 - On 07/29/2012 at 8:54pm by perdix

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