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Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23218) - you deserved it (4562)

On 07/28/2012 at 12:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

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Don't judge a book by its cover...

#2 - On 07/28/2012 at 1:28pm by chicub

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I never understood why people get those. I mean, tattoos on your body are fine, but if you're tattooing your face, you have to face the fact that you can probably never get a real job, unless you want to cover your face.

#3 - On 07/28/2012 at 1:28pm by MCRaddict15

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