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Today, a homeless lady decided she needed to change underwear in the middle of the sidewalk. I turned around just in time to see her legs in the air with no undies on. I can never eat salami again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20360) - you deserved it (2053)

On 07/28/2012 at 4:07am - misc - by em from Cali - United States (California)

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I'm confused here...did it look like salami or smell like it? Or both?

#4 - On 07/28/2012 at 10:21am by DocBastard

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Just because you can't eat salami anymore didn't mean you had to ruin it for everyone else...

#5 - On 07/28/2012 at 10:21am by littlewifey

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