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Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19395) - you deserved it (2002)

On 07/27/2012 at 7:55pm - misc - by WTF is all I ask (man) - United States (Texas)

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One thing I've learned from this website is to never help elderly people pick up their groceries.

#1 - On 07/27/2012 at 11:08pm by ObsessedWithGays

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Fuckin crazy old ladies... People are ridiculous these days

#2 - On 07/27/2012 at 11:08pm by spikedrummer49

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