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Today, my husband and I stopped at a scenic overlook on top of a mountain. I looked down and noticed several small shells and excitedly called him over. I said, "I can't believe I found fossils here!" The moment it came out of my mouth, I realized they were pistachio shells. So did he. FML

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On 07/17/2012 at 4:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alaska)

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Aw nuts! Thats something i would do! Laugh it off thats a funny moment!

#1 - On 07/17/2012 at 11:02am by day624

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Were they near the Neanderthal Mountain Dew cans and the paleolithic condoms?

#6 - On 07/17/2012 at 11:06am by perdix

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