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Today, my mother was leaving the house to attend her sister's funeral. Just as she was walking out the door, my brain experienced the most horrific shart imaginable, and I uttered through my reassuring smile, "Have a blast." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8022) - you deserved it (20947)

On 07/09/2012 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

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Why weren't you going with her? That's your aunt!

#2 - On 07/09/2012 at 6:49pm by Trix_Disorder

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I hope her sister didn't die in somr kind of explosion.

#3 - On 07/09/2012 at 6:51pm by 2oc

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