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Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while I ran into the bank. When I came out a seagull had gotten into my truck. I managed to open the doors and get it out but not before it tore up a seat and pooped everywhere inside my truck. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22715) - you deserved it (7037)

On 07/09/2012 at 11:44am - misc - by seagull hater - United States (California)

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Well, be glad that it was only one, were we live they come in swarms.

#2 - On 07/09/2012 at 1:13pm by the_enigma1019

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He's gotta do what he's gotta do.

#1 - On 07/09/2012 at 1:13pm by MindFreakazoid

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