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Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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On 07/07/2012 at 12:08am - misc - by totallyembarassed - United States (North Carolina)

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Depending on the cashier's personality, this could go many ways:

It could be absolutely hilarious and you could make a new friend.

The cashier could be a sweet old lady who reminds you of your granny, and become flustered. It would be awkward for everyone.

The cashier could give you a creepy wink-grin combo.

Any combination of the above, and more scenarios. I'm assuming, since this is an FML, it wasn't the first one. So.... Awkward.

#3 - On 07/07/2012 at 5:54am by TheFamilyElf

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Clearly an acceptable form of legal US currency. Washington is run by dicks anyway.

#9 - On 07/07/2012 at 6:06am by Wheredidgrungego

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