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Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML


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On 07/06/2012 at 1:11pm - misc - by Julie is in pain (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Poor love :( I've been exactly where you are right now. Trust me it'll all be worth it when you're finished with your braces and have a beautiful smile!

#2 - On 07/06/2012 at 6:55pm by your_ma

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Look on the bright side OP, isn't it better to go through this over a break versus school? At least you don't have that to worry about that at the same time.

#3 - On 07/06/2012 at 6:58pm by Desfar

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