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Today, what started as my mom calling my grandma for a recipe turned into them discussing the philosophical reason behind my baking. I apparently picked up baking because I'm depressed over unemployment. And here I thought I just liked the smell of baked goods. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20002) - you deserved it (1793)

On 07/04/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by Shortcake (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Bake their favorite recipes and refuse to share because you clearly need it to console yourself over your unemployment.

#3 - On 07/05/2012 at 3:13am by Maggey

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Boy, are they ever out in left field!

Obviously, you bake because you have a very unsatisfying sex life. Mr. Fields was terrible in the sack and Famous Amos's wife had a mechanical dildo called Infamous Amos.

#5 - On 07/05/2012 at 3:20am by perdix

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