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Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6213) - you deserved it (34261)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:51am - misc - by ali (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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I think she just made you her bitch.
Now go make her a sandwich.

#2 - On 07/03/2012 at 12:51pm by saIty

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Float like a butterfly
Sting like a bee
Now your balls
Belong to a she.

#3 - On 07/03/2012 at 12:51pm by perdix

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