Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML

by ali / 07/03/2012 at 7:51am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

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  • I think she just made you her bitch.
    Now go make her a sandwich.

    #2 - On 07/03/2012 at 12:51pm by saIty

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  • Float like a butterfly
    Sting like a bee
    Now your balls
    Belong to a she.

    #3 - On 07/03/2012 at 12:51pm by perdix

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