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Today, as I was getting ready to go to the midnight premiere of the new Spiderman movie, I was actually bitten by a spider. He gets super powers and a hot girl, I swell up like a balloon and get to spend the night in the hospital. FML
Quick, add radiation, you might be able to get some super powers out of it yet.
Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na... Spider human balllooooooooonnnn!
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Tuesday 24 November 2015