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Today, I woke up at 5 am to the voices of my husband, who I gave my blessing to go out last night, and his buddies entering our apartment. They came here because the buddy who had planned to house them had no beer. They are drunk, drinking on our porch, shaving my husband's head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19985) - you deserved it (3645)

On 07/02/2012 at 8:36am - misc - by furious at five in the morning (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Hubby: Bless me wifey, for I have sinned...
OP: You are forgiven, my hubby. Now go forth and sin no more...
Hubby: What!? Hell no!!!!
OP: Ok boys, hold him down and shave his head.
If he doesn't repent, then continue with the pubes.

#4 - On 07/02/2012 at 1:01pm by RedPillSucks

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Did you give him a Hall Pass too?

#3 - On 07/02/2012 at 1:00pm by thatnucca

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