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Today, I woke up at 5 am to the voices of my husband, who I gave my blessing to go out last night, and his buddies entering our apartment. They came here because the buddy who had planned to house them had no beer. They are drunk, drinking on our porch, shaving my husband's head. FML
Hubby: Bless me wifey, for I have sinned...
OP: You are forgiven, my hubby. Now go forth and sin no more...
Hubby: What!? Hell no!!!!
OP: Ok boys, hold him down and shave his head.
If he doesn't repent, then continue with the pubes.
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