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Today, I was at the airport and I offered to help an elderly man carry his golf clubs. Apparently, I sounded sarcastic and condescending, because he started screaming at me about etiquette and manners in front of the entire airport. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12610) - you deserved it (1369)

On 07/02/2012 at 3:23am - misc - by JDBigDawg - United States (California)

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old people mistake things easily

#1 - On 07/02/2012 at 9:58am by bitchpleasemike

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Wow, this sounds rough. You tried going about it the fair way, and at least you had the balls to help him and didn't club him when he yelled at you. I think you wood agree that it's always best to hole your tongue, of course, when you get trapped in this kind of situation. Hopefully you ironed things out and can putt this whole thing behind you.

#14 - On 07/02/2012 at 11:31am by DocBastard

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