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Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25134) - you deserved it (1560)

On 06/23/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Melinie - United States

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"Hey buddy, I'll help you steal this car so I can park there."

#2 - On 06/24/2012 at 3:06am by the_true_batman

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Knowing the justice system, good luck OP

#1 - On 06/24/2012 at 3:06am by zoPwNAgEzo

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