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Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25290) - you deserved it (8024)

On 06/22/2012 at 10:57pm - misc - by GM38 - United States (Florida)

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...was?

#4 - On 06/23/2012 at 1:00am by jessicaazzzzzzzz

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Congrats!! At least it wasn't a positive HIV test.

#9 - On 06/23/2012 at 1:04am by Nevereverland

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