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Today, I was arrested for drinking in public. It was my friend who was drinking; I was taking the alcohol from her so she wouldn't be arrested. FML


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On 06/20/2012 at 1:03am - misc - by meeks123 - Australia (New South Wales)

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Way to take one for the team. I have had my share of these moments.

#2 - On 06/20/2012 at 5:54am by zantic33

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Ouch bad luck OP. Shouldn't they test to see if you've been drinking? That hardly seems fair...

#7 - On 06/20/2012 at 5:56am by Llama_Face89

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