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Today, I remember that I changed my phone lock password when I was still half asleep this morning, but I don't remember what I changed it to. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16399) - you deserved it (23425)

On 06/16/2012 at 9:44am - misc - by sadphonegirl - Canada (Ontario)

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It will come to you....almost as bad as when assholes get it locked for hours

#3 - On 06/16/2012 at 1:26pm by fatraptorjesus13

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Doing anything while you're half asleep is never a good idea. Ever.

#8 - On 06/16/2012 at 1:30pm by FMLshark

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